Men discover where baby oil comes from

In Taman Budaya Yogyakarta, Yogyakarta, a man was paving the street and found an enormous stone baby head filled with oil. “I have no idea how we didn’t notice this already, it's huge” Said the witness. The local oil excavation team started digging and found that it was baby oil instead of petroleum. The entire country was amazed at how terrible this article is. I mean, we only made this up to get more people to subscribe to us.

Anyway, the country was amazed at the fact that baby oil comes from stone baby heads. It was a major scientific discovery. Of course, with the fact that people are born every minute, the entire supply was used in 1 hour.  Most of the oil was dumped into the ocean.

In related news, (Somehow, I’m sure it’s related.) the number of surface dwelling fish has increased drastically. In 1 month, right after BP spilled an enormous amount of oil, there is a 100% increase in the population of surface dwelling fish in the Gulf of Mexico. They’re all dead. All of them.