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Top Scientists Discover That New York City Was Built On The International Date Line! Cont. on pg.12

Students at the University of Harvard discovered that New York was built on the International Date Line."We never expected this, we just assumed we just had bad weather" Says Student Rebecca Schroedinger. The students made this amazing discovery by having a stakeout on the top of an apartment building. They waited throughout an entire day and found that on the left of the street it was day, but on the other, it was night. "It also seemed to affect people's behavior," Says ace reporter Mindy Smith. They proved this fact by taking a survey of 25 people on each street, and the people on the left were extremely grouchy, and the right was more so. Also everyone on the right was in a cab. That made it very hard to take the survey. The students also observed the cloud line. The left was cloud free, and the right was covered in clouds. When people walked from one side to another, they just froze for a second and then continued. The students presume the brain prevents movement to convert all energy to the brain because it's trying to rationalize the event. Most people have no recollection of the event. Once, a person closed his eyes while crossing, and when he was on the other side, his brain exploded.
The discovery about New York City will change how we do business forever.